[Your Rx For Sanity eNews]

Mary had a little watch
She swallowed it one day.
She started taking laxatives
To pass the time away.

~ Colonoscopy: It'll Crack U Up, Vol. 1

What time is it, really? It's time to participate in the April Fool Contest to win your own personal copy of the cult classic, "Colonoscopy: It'll Crack U Up", autographed for you by the good doctor herself, Patricia Raymond of Rx For Sanity.

Surf yourself over to http://www.crack-u-up.com and find the "You Might Win in the End" (get it, the end?) How to grab this premium prize? Easy, just send me your finest in bottom humor for your chance to win a copy of Volume 1 AND the opportunity to see your submission printed in my upcoming "Colonoscopy: No If's Ands or Butts" to be published in 2005.

While you're there, look at some other fine bottom humor, read up on reliable medical information on colon cancer and the importance of early detection through routine screening, sing along with some fine gastroenterolgy tunes (I April Fool you not) and more!

Rules and regs in the fine print, among them, no whining if you don't win, no obligation on your part for anything, I'm 'da judge' and all the rest of the usual legal debris.

Who knows, I might even run a few in upcoming issues of eNews!

Thanks
~ P L Raymond MD